June 2013
It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
im not even sassy im just an asshole
if you make fun of me once then i will probably think about it for the rest of my life so thank you
How the female mind works:
Hot guy:
Hot guy that plays instrument:
Hot guy that plays instrument and SINGS:
instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
